John McAnus is out on the "Support the Terrorist" Campaign trail once again. Emperor Darth Misha I says

John McCain doesn’t want us to be able to gather intelligence. John McCain would rather we had a million Mogadishus than let our interrogators slap the belly of a murderer and a war criminal.

Because if we as much as give a terrorist a wedgie, John McCain maintains that the Islamofascists will retaliate on OUR soldiers, should they be captured.

Supposedly, John “Brickhead” McCain believes that they might use a dull sword when mutilating and beheading our soldiers.

John “I Wanna Be President” McCain would rather sacrifice you, your spouse and your children than let our interrogators grab the shirt of a war criminal.

John “I Wish I Were A Dog So I Could Lick My Own Balls” McCain loves only one person in this universe, and that one person is John McCain.

If John “I Wish To Lick Osama’s Nutsack” McCain ever appears as a candidate in a Presidential election, I’ll vote for Satan himself if he happens to be the opposing candidate.

Do your country a favor, McCain: Kill yourself.

Fuck Yeah! I will never vote for McAnus. He’ll get my vote over my rotting, decapitated, dimembowled, dimembered, decomposing corpse.

Come to think of it, I guess I’ll be voting Democrat then, the Dead always vote Democrat.